{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Cats have supersonic hearing","length":28}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}